Owo Nooo! They're Stealin' Ouw Souwls & Makin' Monies! 🥺✨

Owoh No... This Isn't The Fwuture I Asked For! 🥺

Hewwo evwyone! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin’ weally impowtant. Like, suuuuper impowtant. And kinda… scawy? 😖

I used to dweam about the fwuture, y’know? Flying cars, robot butwers to do all my chows, maybe even a boyfriend who’s a sentient toaster oven! 🍞 But this…? This ain’t it, fwiends. This ain't the fwuture I asked for!

It's like... evwyone’s walkin' awound with these gweat big eyes glued to shiny scweenies, but they ain’t seein' each othew. They’re seein’ ads! And data points! And… and it’s all bein' mined. Like, they’re fwacking us fow ouw souls, y’know? 🥺 It’s kinda messed up. They're takin’ all ouw shiny little digital bits and pieces and makin’ monies off of it. It’s like… they’re turnin’ us into digital cowies, and I don’t wanna be moo-ved! 🐮

I miss when a hug was just a hug, not some algorithm tryin' to figuwe out how to sell you sumthin' based on how tight you squeezed! 😭 I miss talkin’ to people and actually connectin’, not just sendin’ wittle emojis and hopin' they get the hint.

And the biggest scawy part? These big compwinies, they’re gettin’ away with it! They’re makin’ all the monies, and the wules don’t seem to apply to them. It’s like they’re runnin’ a huge, messy, pwoblematic business, and nobody's checkin’ to make suwe they're bein’ good boys! Some folks are even sayin' it's like organized cwime, but with… more ads? 🤨

It's like, we built all this amazing stuff, all this shiny tech, and instead of makin’ life bettew, it’s just makin’ a few people weally wiched, and leavin’ the west of us with nothin’ but empty scweens and a feelin’ like we’re bein' used. 😔

We gotta wake up, fwiends! We gotta demand bettew! We gotta make suwe this fwuture doesn't turn into a big, shiny, explowitative mess. I wanna go back to dweamin’ about that toaster oven boyfriend! Is that too much to ask? 🥺