Please Be Careful With Bongs, Okay?

A Word to the Wise – Please, Just Don't

By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer

Okay, so, uh, I’m writing this because… well, someone told me I should. And it’s important, apparently. It’s about bongs. Specifically, it’s about not inhaling the water. Or the… the stuff that comes off the water when you use a bong. The vapor, I think they called it.

I’m not really an expert on… any of this, honestly. But the message was pretty clear: don't inhale bong water, or the vapor from it. Just, generally, a bad idea. Really bad.

I asked a few people, and they all kind of nodded seriously and said, “Yeah, you really shouldn’t.” One guy, Mark, he said it was “super unhealthy” but didn’t want to go into details. Another, Sarah, just gave me a look that said, “Seriously, Leo?”

Look, I get it. Everyone makes mistakes. But it seems like this is one mistake you really, really want to avoid. It’s just… dangerous. That’s what I gathered.

So, yeah. Please don’t. Just… don’t inhale the bong water or the vapor. It’s probably best to just stick to, uh, not doing that. It's a good rule to live by, I think.