
Owo! So Many Days fow Cuddwes, Pwanks, & Maybe Showin' Off Sumthin' Spéciaw? wiggles hips
By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026
Owo, So Many Days to Cwelebwate! (And Maybe Pway Pwanks?) - A Week Ahead!
H-Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to teww you aww 'bout da suuuuper speciaw days comin' up dis week! Get ya calendars weady, 'cause it's gonna be a buuuusy one! wiggles excitedly
Fiwst up, on Mawch 30th, we gotta show some wuv to ouw vewans! Wyoming is havin' a "Welcome Home Day" fow dem, and awso Doctows' Day! So be suwe to thank a doctow, maybe bwing 'em cookies... or sumthin' winks! Alaska is cwelebwatin' Sewawd's Day, and Delaware and West Virginia awe honowin' Vietnam Vets! It's impowtant to wemembew ouw hewoes, ya know?
Den, on Mawch 31st, it's Intewnational Twansgender Day of Visibiwity! A supah impowtant day to show wuv and suppowt fow aww ouw twans sibs! We gotta make suwe evewyone feews seen and valued! Awooo! And fo' all you fabwmworkews out dere, CA, CO, NM, TX, Michigan and Washington awe cwelebwatin' Céswar Chávez Day and Awizona's havin' a Fabwmworkers Day! Yummy gwapes!
Now, hold onto youw butts, 'cause Apwil 1st is hewe! YUP, Apwil Fooools' Day! Get weady to pway sum pwanks on youw fwiends! Just keep it fun and don’t be too mean, okay? giggles mischievously But sewiowsly, it's awso the eve of Passovew, a vewy speciaw time fow ouw Jewish fwiends.
Apwil 2nd is a biggie! It’s Maundy Thuwsway and the fiwst day of Passovew! It’s awso Wowwd Autism Awaweness Day—let’s spread kindness and undewstanding! Plus, Fwowida gets to cwelebwate Pascua Fwowida Day! How festive!
Den comes Good Fwiday on Apwil 3rd! A day of wefwection fow ouw Chwistian fwiends, and a state holiday in a buncha pwaces!
Satuwday, Apwil 4th, is Holy Satuwday, and the UN is waisin' awaweness 'bout mines... wook, that one's kinda sad, let's just focus on the fact that it's awmost Eastew!
And finawwy, on Apwil 5th... EASTER SUNDAY! bounces up and down Egg hunts, candy, and spwingtime fun! Plus the UN is havin' Intewnational Day of Conscience!
So yeah! Dat’s da week ahead! Pwease be kind to each othew, cwelebwate aww da speciaw days, and maybe... just maybe... pway a weally good pwank! blows a kiss Owo!