Please Be Careful With Bongs, Okay?

A Word to the Wise: Please, Just Don't

By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer

Okay, so, uh, this is a little awkward to write about, honestly. But it’s important, so here we are. I was chatting with some folks – you know, just hanging around – and the topic of…bongs came up. And then someone mentioned, and I swear I’m not making this up, inhaling the water. Or the vapor.

Look, I’m not here to judge anyone’s lifestyle choices, okay? Really, I’m not. But I did some digging – you know, for the article, of course – and it turns out inhaling bong water, or even the stuff that comes off the bong water, is…bad. Like, really bad.

Apparently, it’s just not a good idea. At all. I spoke with…well, I read a statement, actually, a very official-sounding statement, and it just said, in no uncertain terms: do not inhale. It didn’t really elaborate, which is kind of scary, honestly. Like, if they don’t even need to explain why it's bad, you know it’s serious.

So, yeah. Just…please don’t. I’m just saying. It’s probably best to avoid it. Think of your lungs. Think of your health. And, honestly, just to avoid any awkward conversations, maybe just steer clear altogether. I just want everyone to be safe, you know? And happy. Mostly safe.