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NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the new stuff coming out, and itās REALLY cool. So Iām gonna tell YO...
MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...
Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is āCthulhuā a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is āCthulhuā a Warning From the Deep? Folks, Iāve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what Iāve uncovered is deeply unsettling....
BEE CARPETS. I'VE SEEN WORSE IN SOURCE ENGINE MAPS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/3/2025
## Buzzworthy Boucle: When Interior Design Gets Its Wings Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of trends come and go. I was modding Quake when shag carpeting was already making a comeback. Seriously. Iāve witness...
It's Nice Out Today, But Maybe Not For Long?
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/2/2025
## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids ā For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...
APE NEWS: TOP RIDES WON'T LEAVE YOU STRANDED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 9/2/2025
## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe ā Top 5 Rides That Wonāt Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether youāre hauling jungle fr...
SQUIRRELS THRIVE. STOP HELPING THEM.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/2/2025
## Frankly, It's About Time Someone Addressed the Squirrel Situation Let's be clear: squirrels are a nuisance. A fluffy-tailed, nut-burying, garden-devastating nuisance. However, even *I* can acknowl...
SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, Iāve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. Iāve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feelsā¦ different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...
Owoh Noes! Gamin' Wuz Sad, But PS5 Still Makin' Meā¦Hap-py! šā¤ļø
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/1/2025
## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bitā¦ Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...
A Few Things Happening This Week, If Youāre Interested
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/1/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatās happening this week and a little further into September! It feels like summer...