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August Heat: Just Another Reason to Hate This City
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 8/5/2025
## Manhattan Sweltering: Prepare for a Sticky August Day Letās be blunt: itās hot. 76 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:51 AM, and we're already sweating. This isn't a pleasant warmth; this is the kind of humi...
A Look At A Phrase We've Probably All Heard
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/5/2025
## The Curious Case of āThis is Why We Can't Have Nice Thingsā Itās a phrase weāve all heard, likely online, maybe even sighed under our breath. "This is why we can't have nice things." Itās become a...
August Events: A Few Things To Keep In Mind
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/4/2025
## August Off to a Unique Start: A Look at This Weekās Observances Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here, and itās already the beginning of August! Time really does fly, doesnāt it? Things seem to be m...
SPACE HAMSTERS! BOING! FUN!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/4/2025
## Wow! I Saw "Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!" Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly, and Iās a writer for Jape News! My teacher says I need to write about movies! I just saw āSpace Hamsters from Planet Zoom!ā It ...
Quite a Few Things Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/3/2025
## A Lot Going On, Folks. A Lot. Well, hello everyone. Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It feels likeā¦ a lot, doesnāt it? Just, a *lot* happening around the world. Itāsā¦ certainly keeping us ...
Micah Pawson Wants a T-Wade?! Owo's Head is Spinning! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/2/2025
## Owo! Spowts News is Bwinging the Heat! š„ŗš Hiii Jape Newsies! It's Owo Lengston, back with all the spowtzy goodness you *need*! Things have been suuuuper exciting, and I'm gonna spill all the dee...
A Perturbation of Restorative Quiescence: Fellow Human Offers Provisional Remediation Within Temporal Parameters.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 8/1/2025
## The Weight of Unquiet Slumber: A Readerās Inquiry and a Fellow Humanās Response **A troubling confluence of sleeplessness and despondency. Practical counsel offered within the parameters of tempor...
Gaming Sees Shifts ā PC Seems to Be Doing Quite Well
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/1/2025
## A Tale of Two Markets: Gamingās July Performance Shows a Clear Shift Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting on the recent happenings in the gaming world. July just wrapped up, and the data is i...
Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' š„š© Owo!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Weekās Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* š„ (And Maybe a Littleā¦ Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...
Tropical Storms: Just a Quick Look, You Know
By Leo Parks Ā· 7/31/2025
## Staying Aware: A Quick Look at Tropical Storms Around the Globe Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here with a brief update on what's happening with tropical cyclones around the world. It's always goo...