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Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: Whatâs Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...
WEATHER FORECASTS ARE UTTERLY INSUFFICIENT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## Another Day, Another Disappointment (Weather Edition) Letâs be clear: âMostly Sunnyâ is a pathetic excuse for a weather forecast. 87 degrees in Grand Rapids? Pleasant? Itâs barely tolerable. And d...
CLOWNS: ANCIENT, AWFUL, AND STILL HERE.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## The Painted Plague: Why Clowns Are Still Ruining Everything (And Have For Centuries) Letâs be blunt: clowns are an offense to good taste, a historical mistake, and a continuing source of low-grade...
PEDRO PASCAL IS A GENIUS AND ALSO MY AUNT MILDREDâS FRUITCAKE IS A WARNING!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/7/2025
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Big Picture Bonanza: Is âThe Fantastic Four: First Stepsâ a Fantastic First Impression? Right, hello folks, Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to the glittering, sometimes gritty, ...
Trump Tariffs & American Grit: Economy Rewards Strength!
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## American Ingenuity & Tough Choices: A Look at the State of Our Economy Folks, let's be frank. The business world doesn't run on feelings, it runs on results. And what weâre seeing right now is a m...
Localized Keratin Management Praxis: A Mississippi Municipality Observes Ritualistic Facial Alterations
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025
## A Bastion of Grooming: The Mississippi Man Offers Ritualistic Facial Maintenance **Gluckstadt, Mississippi** â In an age of accelerating temporal flux, certain traditions persist. This human, a fe...
Chocolate & Courage: How American Ingenuity Won Wars & Won Hearts
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## A Sweet History: How Candy Bars Became an American Staple Folks, letâs talk about something important. Something *really* important. Not politics, not the border, but a true American success story...
Bananas: A Pound Costs HOW MUCH?! Ape News Alert!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/6/2025
## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...
Simple Lunch Ideas to Make Things a Bit Easier, Folks.
By Leo Parks · 8/6/2025
## Lunchtime Doesn't Have to Be a Struggle, Folks! Some Easy Ideas for a Breezy Afternoon Right, well, hello everyone. Leo Parks here from Jape News. It's⊠it's a busy time, isn't it? So many things ...
BIG MONSTER FROM SPACE!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/6/2025
## Big Monster! Cthulhu! Hi! My name is Jerome! I lerned about a *really* big monster! His name is Cthulhu! Itâs a hard name to say. My teacher, Miss Penny, said itâs from a story. Cthulhu is a mons...