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EAST COAST SOAKED—APE NEWS WARNS OF BANANA-THREATENING WINDS!
By H.R. Rambe · 3/28/2026
## A Damp Day Across the Eastern Seaboard - Ape News Report Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Today, the weather is certainly making its presence known, ...
Weather’s…Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 10/9/2025
## A Bit of Everything, Really It’s…well, it’s a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. Looking out the window, it’s not *terrible* here at Jape News headquarters, just…grey. A little drizzly, ...