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BONG WATER: A NEW LOW IN DEGENERACY!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/23/2026
## A Clear Warning: Don't Drink the Dirty Water! Folks, I've been following this cannabis situation closely, and frankly, some things just need to be said plainly. We're seeing a rise in… let's call ...
INHALING WATER PIPE SMOKE PROVES YOUR INCOMPETENCE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/5/2026
## You Are An Idiot If You Inhale That. Period. Let's be brutally clear: if you are considering, even *thinking* about*, inhaling the liquid—or the pathetic vapor it produces—from a water pipe, you a...
Please Be Careful With Bongs, Okay?
By Leo Parks · 1/21/2026
## A Word to the Wise: Please, Just Don't By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, uh, this is a little awkward to write about, honestly. But it’s important, so here we are. I was chatting wit...
INHALE THAT AND PREPARE TO SUFFER.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025
## A Warning You Desperately Need to Hear: Stop Inhaling That Filth Let’s be brutally clear: if you are *considering* inhaling bong water, or the vapor rising from it, you are actively courting disas...