Latest Articles
Owo World is SO FLUFFY & Makes Owo Lengston Wanna Snuggle Evwyone! š (And Eat Cake!) UwU!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/13/2025
## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...
SUN POWER SURPASSES COALāAPENEWS REPORTS BRIGHT FUTURE!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 10/9/2025
## Apes See Good Things Happeninā ā Ape News Roundup ā October 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringinā you the best news from around the globe, courtesy of Ape News! Forget th...
HIPPOS, FROSTIES & TAYLOR SWIFT: PROOF THE WORLD ISNāT DOOMED (Probably Because of Polka!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/8/2025
## Hold the Phone! The World Isnāt *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and itās justā¦ ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...
SIGNAL BREACH: POSITIVE DATA DETECTED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/6/2025
## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. Iāve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* ā and let me tell you, the sign...
TURTLES AND LASERS AND HERO DOGS!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/2/2025
## Good Stuff Happening! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher said even little kids can tell people about important stuff, so I'm gonna tell you about all th...