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Traditional Values & Good News Prevail Amidst Modern Chaos
By Ronald Peabody · 11/20/2025
## A Bright Spot in Troubled Times: Good News From Around the Globe Folks, let’s be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television these days, it’s just *more* bad news. Crime, conflict,...
WORLD INSISTS ON BEING MILDLY LESS AWFUL. STILL DISAPPOINTING.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/13/2025
## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be… *Decent*? Right. Let’s get this over with. I’ve been tasked with compiling a rundown of “uplifting” world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...
WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/30/2025
## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Here’s What’s Apparently “Good” Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that aren’t actively awful. As if ...
HIPPOS, FROSTIES & TAYLOR SWIFT: PROOF THE WORLD ISN’T DOOMED (Probably Because of Polka!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/8/2025
## Hold the Phone! The World Isn’t *Totally* Crazy (Probably)! - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, deep breaths everyone. I know, I *know*. You turn on the news and it’s just… ugh. Doom and gloom. Polit...
SIGNAL BREACH: POSITIVE DATA DETECTED.
By Grimbly31 · 10/6/2025
## Dusting Off the Positives: A Brief Respite From the Glitch Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here. I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated* – and let me tell you, the sign...