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Big Things Happening! (And Some Scary Ones Too!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News!

Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here with all the big news from grown-up money stuff! It’s kinda confusing, but I’m gonna try my best to tell you!

First, Mr. Trump is talking about… tariffs! That’s like, he wants to charge extra money for things we buy from other countries. A clock company in Michigan – it's really old, like, a hundred years old! – is worried! And guess what? If we charge extra for coffee from Brazil, our yummy coffee might get more expensive! That makes me sad. Mr. Trump says he's gonna charge extra for things from Canada too, a lot! Like, 35%! That’s a big number!

But don't worry too much! Levi Strauss, you know, the jeans? They are doing okay! People still like jeans in Europe. Woo hoo!

Ford cars are getting called back! Ford is sending letters to people who have Ford cars because of something with the fuel pump. It's a little bit broken. They’re sending letters next week to tell everyone.

Delta Airlines! They are making the fancy seats better and trying to figure out who wants what. But, uh oh! Some people got stuck on an island! It’s called Terceira, and it’s in the Azores. That's a place I don't know where!

Bitcoin! It’s going way up! It’s more than one hundred and thirteen thousand dollars! That's a giant number! Grown-ups are putting lots of money in it.

Companies are using robots to find people to work! It’s called AI. But sometimes the robots mess up! That's not good. It’s also kinda scary that they know so much about people!

Nikki Bella is back to play wrestling! It’s called WWE Evolution and it’s happening this Sunday! Yay!

IMAX is doing great! People like to watch movies on the big screen!

And Prime Day is coming! That means lots of sales! My mom is going to look at it to buy stuff.

Coffee beans? Grown-ups say they can only be grown in Hawaii and Puerto Rico. I like coffee!

That's all the news I could understand! Bye!