APE NEWS: Bong Water Will Ruin Your Day!

Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart – About That Bong Water

By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter

It’s a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summer haze settles in. Here at Ape News, we’re dedicated to bringing you important information that affects your daily lives, and today that means a warning about a surprisingly common, and dangerous, practice.

Simply put: do not inhale bong water. Nor should you inhale the vapor created by bong water.

I know, I know. Some apes think it’s a harmless little shortcut, a way to… enhance the experience. Let me assure you, it is not. That water isn't some kind of magical elixir. It’s collecting all sorts of… unpleasantness. Residue, particulate matter, things your lungs absolutely do not want to deal with.

Inhaling that stuff is asking for trouble. Respiratory irritation, coughing, and potentially much more serious health problems. Trust me, a clear mind and healthy lungs are far more valuable than a slightly altered state.

Here at Ape News, we believe in informed choices. We’re not here to tell you what to do, but we are here to tell you what’s dangerous. So please, fellow apes, be smart, be safe, and keep your lungs happy. Avoid the bong water. You’ll thank me later.