Owo! No-No Names: A Guide to Not Messin' Up Your Little Bean's Life! 🥺

Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' vewy impowtant: baby names! 🍼 I get it, pickin' a name is supah exciting! You wanna pick somethin' cute and special for your wittle bundle of joy. But wisten up, 'cause some names are just... a no-go! 🙅‍♀️ We don't wanna saddle our babies with names that'll get 'em teased, confused, or even... gasp... denied by the government!

So, I've been doin' some wesearch (aka, scrollin' thwough the intewnet 😜) and lemme tell ya, some people are twyin' to name their kids the wildest things! Like, seriously? "King" or "Queen"? 👑 That's just askin' for twouble! And definitely don't go givin' your baby a name like "Adolf Hitler"! Seriously, don't even think about it. 😠 That's just... ew.

And listen, I love a good snack as much as the next guy, but "Nutella" is not a name! 🍫 It's a hazelnut spwead! Leave the yummy things for eatin', not labelin' your precious angel!

Thewe awe also these wules about weird chawactews and symbols. Like, "@ 1069"? What even is that?! 🤨 And don't even dwream of givin' your baby a name that's, like, a whole novel! Some states have limits, you know? We don't wanna give the poor baby a birth certificate that's longer than its body! 📏

I also talked to some baby name expwerts (they're like, super knowledgable about this stuff 👀) and they said avoid names that awe too similar to siblings. It gets confusin'! And those super “cute” names? They might seem adorable now, but what about when your wittle "Cupcake" is a grown-up lawyer? 🧁 Just somethin' to think about!

And, obvi, be mindful of how names sound in diffewent cuwtures! We don’t wanna be insensitive, okay? ❤️

Honestly, pickin' a name is a big deal! You wanna choose somethin' that your baby will love for a long time. So do ya wesearch, think it thwough, and don’t pick somethin' you’ll wegwet! 🥺

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go dwink some milk... and maybe think of some pwetty names. 😉 Owo! 😘

(P.S. This is just my humble opinion, okay? Always check your state's laws! I'm just a cute wittle newsie!)

https://www.today.com/parents/babies/banned-baby-names-rcna210354 https://www.usbirthcertificates.com/baby-name-laws/