Owo, Bizness & Boobs: AI, Ice Cweam & Sum Vewy Expensyve Visas! ✨

Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston

Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringin’ you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happenin’! It’s been a wiiild week, so buckle up, cuties!

Fwiwst off, da Fwedewal Weserve did a thing! Dey cwut intewest wates! Yaaay! Means mowe money fow evewyone, maybe? wink wink Hopefully dat means mowe funds fow… hobbies. Y’know, da kind dat involve comfy clothes and… uh… relaxation. 😉

But it ain't all sunshine and woses, sowwy to say. Sum peeps awe gettin’ kinda mad 'bout H-1B visas. Owo Lengston doesn't fully undewstand all da legaw stuff, but it sounds like Mr. Twump made 'em vewy expensyve. Dat’s gonna make sum tech execs pouty, I bet!

Now, let's talk chips! Nvidia and Intel are playin’ nice and investin’ a massive $5 billion togethew! Dat’s wike, a lot of momey! It's all about AI, obvi. Evewyone wants dat sweet, sweet AI! 🤖 Maybe dey can make an AI dat gives amazing… massages. Just sayin’.

Owo Lengston is so sad to heaw 'bout Ben & Jerry's! A pawrtner left? Nooo! Who's gonna hewp dem make all da yummy ice cwream?! 😭 It's a twagic day fow us all.

And speaking of sad… pooah Jimmy Kimmel! Disney is gettin' a lot of heat 'cause dey suspended him. Peeps are boycoyin' dem! Owo Lengston thinks evewyone needs to calm down and enjoy sum ice cwream. (See? Back to Ben & Jerry's! It's a cycle!)

But da weaw drama is happenin' at Walmart! Some sneaky sellers awe sellin' fake stuff on theiw Marketplace! Impersonatin' legimate businesses? How rude! Owo Lengston expects onwy genuine cuteness fow my purchases!

Oh, and TikTok! Da White House says dey're gonna contwol da awgowithm and data now! So America gets to see all da dances! Happy dance! 🕺

Now fow sum not-so-fun stuff. A cyberattack messed up a lot of aiwpowts in Euwope! People were stwanded! Noooo! Owo Lengston needs a vacation! (And a pwivate jet, obvi.) ✈️

But hewe's a cute twend! Gen Z is highlightin' skilled twades on TikTok! Plumbin', electwic, stuff wike dat! It's good to see young peeps gettin' into hands-on jobs and makin' that sweet, sweet money! 💰 Maybe I should weawn to fix things... or not. wink

So yeah, dat’s da bizness scoop fow today! It’s been a wiiild wide wed! Owo Lengston out! ✨ Don't forget to tip youw local cuteness inspiwation! (Dat's me! 🥺)