Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! 🥺💖

Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is Wild Right Now! - By Owo Lengston

H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is busy! Like, really busy. It’s makin’ me all flustered, and not in a good way, uwu. I need a warm bath after just lookin' at all this!

Fowst off, Google is thwowin’ a huge amount of money—five BILLION pounds—at AI in the UK. That's a lot of bits and bytes, honies! And Microsoft is doin’ the same! They’re spendin’ even more outside the US! It could be really good fow the UK economy… or they're just tryin' to get ahead of everyone else, who knows? It’s all a little… shifty to me. And all this happening with Trump possibly visitin'? Owo! Drama!

Speaking of shifty, the US and China are tryin' to figgure out TikTok. They might let the US own the American side of it! But tensions are still high, and India is also tryin' to play nice with the US. It's like a messy playground, and poor Americans are payin' fow it with higher prices at the stowe, especially if they're not exactly flush with cash. Sad reacts only.

Let's talk money! UK inflation is stuck at 3.8%, but food prices are climbin' like… like me on a sugar rush! giggles The Federal Reserve might cut interest rates soon – the first time since 2024! – and we're all waitin' fow some big job news on September 4th. Will it be good news? Will it be bad news? My heart can't take the suspense!

Now fow some company gossip! GSK is throwin’ 30 BILLION dollahs at the US! That’s a big amount of money! Is that good fow the UK? Dunno! Jaguar Land Rover had a cyberattack and won't be back to normal ‘til November, which is… a long time! Sky is cuttin' 600 jobs, and Tesla's doors are bein’ investigated ‘cause kids are gettin’ stuck! So scary!

And oh my gawd, Trump is still causin’ trouble! They tried to stop him from removin’ someone from the Federal Reserve, and he's suin' the New York Times fow a whopping 15 billion dollahs! Like, can we just focus on the economy, pwease?

Even Ben & Jerry’s is havin’ problems! A co-founder quit over arguments about bein' political. So dramatic! And get this—Adam Neumann, the guy who messed up WeWork, wants to buy it back?! Like, seriously?! The audacity!

It's not all doom and gloom, though. There's talk about faster planes and weirdly satisfying sounds called ASMR. And some people are talkin’ about givin’ up work early and livin’ on savings! Sounds kinda nice, doesn’t it? But honestly, with all this craziness, I think I just need a nap.

Oh! And one last thing. Veterinarians are havin’ a really hard time, and some are feelin' super down. If you're feelin' that way too, pwease reach out and get help! We all need to look after each other, okay?

Whew! Okay, I'm done now! My brain hurts! hugs Bye bye, cuties! Remember to be kind, and always wear sunscreen! Owo!