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Owo Nooo! Da Intewnet is Bweakin' & My Wittle Heawt Can't Handle All Dis Hacky-Wacky! (≧∇≦)/
By Owo Lengston · 10/15/2025
## Owo, Nooo! It's Been a *Wild* Month for Cyber Stuff! (UwU) Hewwo evweyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston comin' at ya wif a big oof of cybersecurity news! The past 30 days have been… intense. Like, *r...
Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 10/10/2025
## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! It’s Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things… are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...
Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!
By Ronald Peabody · 10/7/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...
Digital Fortifications Experiencing Systemic Pressure: A Comprehensive Assessment of Recent Vulnerabilities.
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/24/2025
## Digital Fortifications Under Strain: A Survey of Recent Cybersecurity Events **Subheadline:** CISA Reports Indicate Widespread Vulnerabilities and Supply Chain Compromises Demand Heightened Vigila...
COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/21/2025
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there’s been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and… bad guys. Not like robbers,...
TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/11/2025
## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...
Router Hack Threatens American Homes—Foreign Devices to Blame!
By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025
## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, I’ve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought I’d seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojans… it’...
New Network Thing Seems… Concerning, Maybe?
By Leo Parks · 9/10/2025
## A Worrying Trend: New Malware Strain ‘Gayfemboy’ Targets Home & Business Networks It’s… well, it’s a concerning situation, honestly. Security researchers at FortiGuard Labs have been looking into ...
GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.
By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) – August 11, 2025 – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...
Hackers Stealing Data?! Monkeys & Pirates Involved – Liechtenstein’s Clocks at Risk!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/28/2025
## Enough Jabbering, Let's Actually *Stop* the Hackers! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, *everything*. And today, we’re talking about something REALL...