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By Jerome Skinly · 3/29/2026

## The Sky is Gray (But Not Sad!) Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today I looked outside and the sky was mostly gray. Not super dark gray, just…grayish. My mom said it was cloudy. It's kinda chi...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/24/2026

## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the sky is… doing stuff. My mom said it's called “weather.” It's not raining RIGHT now, but it *looks* li...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/20/2026

## Snow Day Maybe?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda crazy. It’s snowing RIGHT NOW! But Mommy said it might stop before eleven o’clock. That’s when cartoons start! I h...

By Owo Lengston · 11/5/2025

uwu hi evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell u about da weatha! 🥺 Omygosh, it's kinda gloomy out today, like, *super* cloudy! It's 52°F wight now, which is a lil' chilly, and da wind is b...

By Owo Lengston · 10/16/2025

## Owo, It's Like, *Perfect* Weather, Y'Know? Hewwo evweyone! It's Owo Lengston, and w-wow, can I just say? Today's weather is *swoon*. Like, seriously, it's makin' *me* feel all warm and fuzzy insid...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/26/2025

## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… um… the computer didn’t wanna work. My dad said it was a “conn...