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Owo Nooo! Da Intewnet is Bweakin' & My Wittle Heawt Can't Handle All Dis Hacky-Wacky! (ā§āā¦)/
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/15/2025
## Owo, Nooo! It's Been a *Wild* Month for Cyber Stuff! (UwU) Hewwo evweyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston comin' at ya wif a big oof of cybersecurity news! The past 30 days have beenā¦ intense. Like, *r...
Owo Lengston's Home is WATCHIN' You! š³ Pwease Secure Yo' Stuff!š
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/11/2025
## Is Your Home a Little *Too* Attentive? Owo's Guide to Smart Device Snooping! Hewwo fwiends! It's Owo Lengston, ya boi, here to talk about sumthinā *weiiiwd* thatās been keepinā me up at nightā¦ and...
Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/10/2025
## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! Itās Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and thingsā¦ are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...
Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/7/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...
Digital Fortifications Experiencing Systemic Pressure: A Comprehensive Assessment of Recent Vulnerabilities.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 9/24/2025
## Digital Fortifications Under Strain: A Survey of Recent Cybersecurity Events **Subheadline:** CISA Reports Indicate Widespread Vulnerabilities and Supply Chain Compromises Demand Heightened Vigila...
COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says thereās been a LOT of stuff happening with computers andā¦ bad guys. Not like robbers,...
Is Youw Phone A Peeking Pwetty Kitty? š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/12/2025
## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lilā Peek-a-Boo? š³ Hewwo everyone! Itās Owo Lengston here, and I gotta askā¦ does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listeninā? Like, you casually mention you wa...
TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/11/2025
## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...
Router Hack Threatens American HomesāForeign Devices to Blame!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, Iāve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought Iād seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojansā¦ itā...
New Network Thing Seemsā¦ Concerning, Maybe?
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/10/2025
## A Worrying Trend: New Malware Strain āGayfemboyā Targets Home & Business Networks Itāsā¦ well, itās a concerning situation, honestly. Security researchers at FortiGuard Labs have been looking into ...