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By Jerome Skinly · 8/26/2025

## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… um… the computer didn’t wanna work. My dad said it was a “conn...

By Clungo Gleeb · 8/21/2025

## Atmospheric Conditions Persist in Grand Rapids, Michigan – A Detailed Assessment **Subheadline:** Current Meteorological Data Suggests a Period of Relative Stability – Though Floral Allergens Rema...

By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025

## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, it’s certainly a…moist one out there today. As of this morning, it’s 68 degrees, and honestly, ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/16/2025

## Are Your Charities *Really* Charities? The Shocking Truth About… Well, Everything! **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Investigative Reporter (and Expert on… Stuff)** Okay, folks, buckle up. You thin...

By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025

## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s a really… nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. They’re saying it’s...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025

## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. It’s a doozy. I’m tellin’ ya, the atmosphere is just… *moody*. It's like it w...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025

## Another Day, Another Disappointment (Weather Edition) Let’s be clear: “Mostly Sunny” is a pathetic excuse for a weather forecast. 87 degrees in Grand Rapids? Pleasant? It’s barely tolerable. And d...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/5/2025

## Manhattan Sweltering: Prepare for a Sticky August Day Let’s be blunt: it’s hot. 76 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:51 AM, and we're already sweating. This isn't a pleasant warmth; this is the kind of humi...

By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025

## Staying Aware: A Quick Look at Tropical Storms Around the Globe Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here with a brief update on what's happening with tropical cyclones around the world. It's always goo...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/31/2025

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’s writin’ about the weather! It’s a little bit cloudy today in Grand Rapids! Mommy says "partly cloudy" is a fancy way of sayi...