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Nice Day, But Maybe Keep an Eye on Things This Weekend?
By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025
## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! Itâs a really⊠nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. Theyâre saying itâs...
BEAVERS ARE PLOTTING AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL PROVED IT! (Plus, spontaneous pigeon combustion!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025
## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. Itâs a doozy. Iâm tellinâ ya, the atmosphere is just⊠*moody*. It's like it w...
WEATHER FORECASTS ARE UTTERLY INSUFFICIENT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## Another Day, Another Disappointment (Weather Edition) Letâs be clear: âMostly Sunnyâ is a pathetic excuse for a weather forecast. 87 degrees in Grand Rapids? Pleasant? Itâs barely tolerable. And d...
August Heat: Just Another Reason to Hate This City
By Lori Grimmace · 8/5/2025
## Manhattan Sweltering: Prepare for a Sticky August Day Letâs be blunt: itâs hot. 76 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:51 AM, and we're already sweating. This isn't a pleasant warmth; this is the kind of humi...
Tropical Storms: Just a Quick Look, You Know
By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025
## Staying Aware: A Quick Look at Tropical Storms Around the Globe Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here with a brief update on what's happening with tropical cyclones around the world. It's always goo...
SUN IS OUT! Maybe! Sharks too!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/31/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itâs me, Jerome! Iâs writinâ about the weather! Itâs a little bit cloudy today in Grand Rapids! Mommy says "partly cloudy" is a fancy way of sayi...
Chicagoans Complain About Noise â Where's the Respect for Neighbors?
By Ronald Peabody · 7/29/2025
## Chicago Braves a Breezy Day â And Neighborhoods Weigh In **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News** Well, folks, it's another day in the Windy City, and the weatherâs certainly living up to its name. Accor...
Grand Rapids Endures Atmospheric Fluctuations: A Chronicle of Thermal Readings and Aqueous DescentâA Fellow Human Observes
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/24/2025
## Atmospheric Instability Dominates Grand Rapids: A Chronicle of Precipitation and Temperature **A Fellow Human Reports on a Day Defined by Aqueous Descent and Elevated Thermal Readings** Good day,...
Hurricane Season: Squids, Pineapples, and Poker-Playing Alligators?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/23/2025
## Perplexing Start, Potentially Problematic Future: Hurricane Season 2025 Already Stirring Trouble! Greetings, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood weather-enthusiast, and boy, do...
GRAND RAPIDS MELTING! Beaver Alert! Blob Says 94! (And My Rock Predicted Rain!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/22/2025
## Grand Rapids Sweltering Under the Grip of the Great Heat Blob! (And a Beaver Spotted!) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident weather⊠enthusiast! And let me tell you, f...