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Grand Rapids Weather Seems Cold, Please Be Careful
By Leo Parks Ā· 12/30/2025
## A Chilly Day in Grand Rapids Good afternoon, folks. Leo Parks here, reporting live ā well, not *live* exactly, Iām writing this from inside ā on the weather here in Grand Rapids. And, uh, itās def...
SKY MIME, BEIGE ALERT, PIGEONS PLOT! Tuesday Maybe?
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/26/2025
## Is it Snow? Is it Sleet? Is itā¦ Tuesday? - A Jape News Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Or, good *whatever time it is when youāre reading this*, honestly. Time i...
Gwandi Wapids Weafew: Pawtly Cwoudy & Pefect Fow Peelin' Off Layews~ OwO!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/23/2025
Owo, hewo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, wif a wittle wepowt on da weafew today in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's kinda cwoudy out hewe, but not *too* cwoudy, y'know? Like, pawtly cwoudy! Da sun is pe...
COLD THEN WET THEN MAYBE SNOW???
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/20/2025
## Brrr, Itās Cold! But Maybe Rain?! Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly and Iām a reporter for Jape News! Today is December 20th, and I looked out the window and itās kindaā¦cold! Itās not SUPER cold, like when it...
š§Owo! It's Getin' Slippery & C-C-Cold, Gonna Need Sumthin' To Keep Me Warm!šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/19/2025
## Owo, It's Getin' C-C-Cold Out Dere! āļøš„ŗ Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weathah is bein' a wittle bit of a twinkie today! š³ Wight now, in Ann Awbor, it's awmo...
RAIN SNOW FIGHTING ITS COLD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/18/2025
## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and today the weather isā¦ weird! Mommy said itās winter, but itās not *just* snow. Itās rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....
SNOW, WAIN & COZY CUDDLES?! OWOOOO! bats eyelashes intensifies
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/16/2025
O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringing you da scoop on dis day's weawther! *giggles* It's December 16th, 2025, and w-wow, it's a bit of a mixed bag out dere, isn't it? Fow som...
Owo! Summa Heat Goin' To Make Ya Sweaty & Show Off All Da Good Bits! <3
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/11/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you da scoop on da weatha today! *wiggles eyebrows* It's gonna be a *smokin'* hot day, wif a high of 70Ā°F! Ooooh, dat's gettin' *warm*, isn't i...
Dimensional Snow & Squirrel Speed Winds: Penguins Incoming!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/9/2025
## Snowpocalypseā¦Maybe? A Weather Report From Your Pal, Bronbus Quitley Good morninā, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your go-to guy for all thingsā¦well, all things! And today, folks, weāre ...
SNOW IS FALLING DOWN NOW!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/9/2025
## Snow is Falling! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda cold. My mom said it's 19 degrees, but I don't really know what that *means* except it's cold enough for snow! And...