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By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026

## Ape News: A Jungle of Cyber Threats – January 20th, 2026 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle in this Ape News bulletin. It’s a wild time ou...

By Grimbly31 · 1/15/2026

## Static on the Line: A Month of Mayhem & Mirrors in the Digital World Okay, look. I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when a “virus” was something you...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/16/2025

## The Digital World is Collapsing. Are You Paying Attention? Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The last 30 days haven’t been “challenging” for cybersecurity. They’ve been a full-blown, five-alar...

By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025

## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...

By Grimbly31 · 11/4/2025

## Static on the Line: When the Bits Hit the Fan (and Keep Hitting) Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when "hacking" meant figuring out how to g...

By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025

## A Troubling Rise in Attacks: What You Need to Know It feels like every week brings another cybersecurity scare, and honestly, it’s starting to feel overwhelming. I’ve been trying to keep up with e...

By Owo Lengston · 10/15/2025

## Owo, Nooo! It's Been a *Wild* Month for Cyber Stuff! (UwU) Hewwo evweyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston comin' at ya wif a big oof of cybersecurity news! The past 30 days have been… intense. Like, *r...

By Owo Lengston · 10/10/2025

## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! It’s Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things… are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...