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APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swarming With ThreatsâPatch Now!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026
## Ape News: A Jungle of Cyber Threats â January 20th, 2026 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle in this Ape News bulletin. Itâs a wild time ou...

DIGITAL WORLD FULLY FUBAR. PREPARE FOR PERMANENT STATIC.
By Grimbly31 · 1/15/2026
## Static on the Line: A Month of Mayhem & Mirrors in the Digital World Okay, look. Iâve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when a âvirusâ was something you...

DIGITAL WORLD IS ON FIRE. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/16/2025
## The Digital World is Collapsing. Are You Paying Attention? Letâs dispense with the pleasantries. The last 30 days havenât been âchallengingâ for cybersecurity. Theyâve been a full-blown, five-alar...

Just Trying To Help With Online Safety
By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day thereâs a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, itâs a ...

BITS ROTTING. SYSTEMIC FAILURE IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 11/4/2025
## Static on the Line: When the Bits Hit the Fan (and Keep Hitting) Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when "hacking" meant figuring out how to g...

Things Feel A Little Unsettled With All This Security Stuff.
By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025
## A Troubling Rise in Attacks: What You Need to Know It feels like every week brings another cybersecurity scare, and honestly, itâs starting to feel overwhelming. Iâve been trying to keep up with e...

Owo Nooo! Da Intewnet is Bweakin' & My Wittle Heawt Can't Handle All Dis Hacky-Wacky! (â§ââŠ)/
By Owo Lengston · 10/15/2025
## Owo, Nooo! It's Been a *Wild* Month for Cyber Stuff! (UwU) Hewwo evweyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston comin' at ya wif a big oof of cybersecurity news! The past 30 days have been⊠intense. Like, *r...

Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 10/10/2025
## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! Itâs Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things⊠are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...