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BEAVERS WROTE DECLARATION?! Fireworks Could Launch HOTDOGS?! July 4th INSANITY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...
Fourth of July: A Pleasant Day for Everyone
By Leo Parks · 7/4/2025
## A Nation Celebrates: The 4th of July, Then and Now It’s here! The Fourth of July! A day brimming with a certain… well, *feeling*. A feeling of togetherness, of… patriotism. It's hard *not* to feel...