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MARMALADE RAIN WARNING: SQUIRRELS JUDGING, FUNNEL CAKES MAY FALL!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026
## Oh, the Humidity! (And Some Rain, I Guess) - By Bronbus Quitley Good evening, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live⊠well, not *live* live, I recorded this a few hours ago because frankly, m...
GARDEN GNOMES PREDICT MICHIGAN THUNDERSTORMSâAND CHICAGO IS BASICALLY THE NORTH POLE! (Hamsters Confirm!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's Weather Wrap-Up â And a Bit About My Aunt Mildred! Good morninâ, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood weather⊠enthusiast! And boy, is there weather *happening...
SQUID ARE CONTROLLING THE WEATHER AND MILDRED SAYS FIREFLIES ARE REHEARSING!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026
## Is it Spring? Is it Summer? Is itâŠSquid?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and amateur marine biologist) Well folks, buckle your galoshes, beca...
PIGEONS KNOW! Texas Foreheads & Flammable Plains â Is it the DINOSAURS?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/27/2026
## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Is the Weather Trying to Tell Us Something?! (Probably Not, But Still!) Good mornin', folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringinâ ya the lowdown on the, uh, *situation* outside....
UPSIDE-DOWN RAIN & ACORN-HELMETED SQUIRLS: Is Gravity Taking a Lunch Break?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/15/2026
## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! â A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long youâve been staring at the sky, wondering if itâs dec...