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GAME STUFF IS ZOOM FAST NOW!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/4/2025
## Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! It’s December 4th and LOTS is happening with games! My dad helps me type 'cause I'm still learning. So, everyone was ta...
August’s Digital Arenas: A Comprehensive Post-Conflict Report on Earthly Recreation
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025
## The Digital Battlefields of August: A Chronicle of Earthly Pastimes **Subheadline:** An Examination of Revenue Streams, Player Engagement, and the Curious Persistence of *Cyberpunk 2077* Greeting...
TECH BLOOMS BUT WATCH FOR OVERHEATING - APE NEWS!
By H.R. Rambe · 11/6/2025
## Ape News: The Tech Tree is Blooming, But Watch Out for Overheating! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming tech, straight fro...
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE (and also Echo Point Nova, Halo, Rocket League, Sims, Subnautica & Peak)! Plus Raindrop Rendering & Vibrating Crumbs!
By Bronbus Quitley · 11/1/2025
## Bronbus Quitley's Absolutely Definitive (and Probably Correct) Guide to What Everyone Was Playing Last Month! Greetings, gamers, and welcome to another installment of “What Did I Notice People Tal...
New Gaming Stuff is…Happening, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 10/28/2025
## What's New in Gaming? A Quick Look at the Latest Hardware Hey everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are *moving* fast in the world of gaming hardware. It feels like just yesterday we were all excit...
SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## September’s Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...
GAMING IS AVOIDABLY, DESPICABLY PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## The State of Play: August's Gaming Landscape - A Ruthless Assessment Let’s dispense with the fluff. August concluded, and the gaming world, predictably, offered a mixed bag of the mediocre and the...
Owo! Shiny New Gadgets Makin' Owo Lengston Wanna Purr!~ <3
By Owo Lengston · 9/28/2025
## Owo! So Much Shiny! A Peek at All Da New Gadgets! ~ By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, my wittle gamers! Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell you, my circuits are *buzzing*! So much new stuff has been announce...
Owooo! Night City & Stawfield Gettin' Extra Smooooth... & Hwoang Jinwoo's Gonna Make Ya Sweaty! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 9/20/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif all da hottest gaming news! *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Get weady to have ya mind blown, and maybe a few otha things too… *leans cl...
NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/11/2025
## Shiny New Stuff for Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My dad helps me spell. Today I'm gonna tell you about all the cool new stuff for playing games! It's REALLY co...