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WRESTLING MOVES ARE SECRETLY POETRY & I ONCE ARM-WRESTLED ANDRE (HE LET ME WIN)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/28/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Deep Dive into the Strangely Spectacular World of Wrestling Move Names! Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of wrestling in my time. A LOT. Back in ‘83, I once arm-wrestled And...
WRESTLING NAMES ARE PATHETICALLY STUPID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/22/2026
## The Absurdity of Aggression: When Wrestling Moves Get…Creative Let’s be clear. Most wrestling moves are named with about as much imagination as a concrete block. A spinebuster *busts the spine*. G...
Owo! Wwesstling Moves With Vewy Spicy Names?! ~uwu~
By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026
## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SOOOO FUNNY!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## WHOA! The SILLIEST Wrestling Moves EVER! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I LOVE wrestling! My dad lets me stay up kinda late sometimes to watch it with him. It's SO COOL! But I was thinking… some of the...