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By Lori Grimmace · 4/1/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Pathetic Display of Meteorological Indecision Let’s be clear: today’s weather in Grand Rapids is an insult. A pathetic, lukewarm 46 degrees Fahrenheit, clinging desperately...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/1/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Damp, Dreary Existence Let’s not mince words: the weather in Grand Rapids is offensively mediocre. As of right now – and honestly, what else would be new? – we're wallowing...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is surprising. Another dreary day in Grand Rapids, and frankly, the city seems to *enjoy* being consistently, offensively dam...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s be blunt: if you ventured outside in Grand Rapids today without a fully sealed hazmat suit, you made a poor decision. Light rain, they call it...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## A Week of…Everything. Honestly, Too Much. Look, I’m Lori Grimmace, and I don’t *do* fluff. But even *I* have to acknowledge that the calendar this week is offensively cluttered. It's as if someone...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## A Week of…Everything. Honestly, Too Much. Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, this week is *packed* with “observances.” As if we needed more reasons to feel obligated to acknowledge things....

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Another Week, Another Avalanche of… *This*. Honestly, does anyone even *keep* track anymore? It seems like every single day is “National Something-or-Other” now, a desperate attempt to inject mean...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## A Week of… *Things*. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar is apparently overflowing with “special” days this week. As if we needed more manufactured reasons to feel vaguely obliga...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## Another Week, Another Avalanche of… *Things*. Honestly, the sheer volume of “awareness days” and frankly pointless holidays is insulting. Do we really need a dedicated day for *everything*? Appare...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## A Week of…Things. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar, apparently, demands acknowledgement of various “days.” As if we don’t all have actual problems. But fine, here’s a rundown ...