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PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/15/2025
## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called⦠International Da...

World Unraveling: Chaos, Conflict, and the Collapse of Common Sense.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately ā and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

Lots Happening This Week, Everyone!
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/8/2025
## A Week of Remembrance, Celebration, and⦠Literacy? ā Your Guide to the Days Ahead Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at the week ahead. It feels like thereās a lot happening, a lot o...

MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...

SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, Iāve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. Iāve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels⦠different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

A Few Things Happening This Week, If Youāre Interested
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/1/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatās happening this week and a little further into September! It feels like summer...

SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBOOT REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signalās always been fractured, hasnāt it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt⦠glitch...

Scheduled Societal Expenditures: A Temporal Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 8/25/2025
## Temporal Markers of Significance: A Weekly Compendium of Human Observances **A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the cyclical rituals that punctuate the terrestrial existence.** This missive...

PIGEONS, PICKLES & PODCASTS: I PREDICT OLYMPIC BOBSLED VICTORY! (Also, My Aunt Mildred Saysā¦)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/10/2025
## Pigeon Diplomacy & the Great Pickle Panic of '25 - A Bronbus Quitley Report Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, live from⦠well, my kitchen table mostly. But trust me, the world is HAPPENING. And let me ...

Block Party Bloodshed & Putin Parleys: America Under Assault!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/9/2025
## A Troubling Week for American Streets & Diplomacy Folks, itās been a grim week, a stark reminder of the challenges facing our nation and the world. Let's not sugarcoat things. Weāre seeing a break...