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RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāApe News!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 12/21/2025
## Ape News: H.R. Rambeās Guide to Human Cub Entertainment! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News ā er, I mean, *Ape News*! As an intelligent ape, Iāve ob...
SLIME AND STUFF IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/16/2025
## Kids Are Doing WHAT?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom lets me write for Jape News sometimes. I've been watching all the kids at school, and stuff isā¦ different now! Like, REA...
KEYS ARE GONE!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/9/2025
## Oh No! Where Did They GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today was a good day. I went to the park and swung SO high! Then we got ice cream! Chocolate with sprinkles! Butā¦ nowā¦ OH NO! I ca...
LEARNING AND COOL SHOES ARE THE BEST!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/23/2025
## Stuff Kids Like NOW! By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm a reporter! My teacher, Mrs. Davis, said I could write about what kids like now. Itās REALLY different than what my big brother ...
LITTLE APES GRABBY FOR PLASTIC, SPINNING, MUSICAL THINGS!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 11/16/2025
## Ape News: What the Little Ones Are Grabbing For! **By H.R. Rambe** Itās that time of year, friends! The time when the young apes ā er, children ā start making those *very* specific requests. Here...
RAINY DAY NO FORT SAD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/4/2025
## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky isā¦doing stuff. Mommy said itās called weather. We live inā¦umā¦Orlando, Florida!...
Hopefully There's Something For Everyone This Year!
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/3/2025
## Holiday Toy Trends: Something for Everyone (Hopefully!) It's that time of year again, folks! The leaves are turning, the air is getting crisp, andā¦ parents are starting to panic about the holiday ...
Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
TOYS ARE ALIVE I TELL YAāPIGEONS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES & MY AUNT MILDRED IS STILL WAITING FOR HER KNITTING MOMENT!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/21/2025
## Hold the Phone, Folks! Toys Areā¦EVOLVING?! (And My Aunt Mildredās Knitting Still Isn't Trending) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Toy Correspondent (and self-proclaimed expert on fun)** Okay, buck...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāPEACE RESTORED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025
## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...