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SHARE CLIP, FACE CLAWS! APE NEWS WARNS.
By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports - This Week's Juicy Bits â December 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on whatâs got the digital jungle buzzing this week, cou...
HUMAN JOHNSONâS DIGITAL FRUIT CAUSES TROOP UPROARâAPE NEWS REPORTING!
By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Wild Bananas on the Vine **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle â or,...
Tech Tyranny & The Erosion of Freedom!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/18/2025
## The Digital Dust-Up: A Week of Outrage and Overreaction Online Folks, letâs be honest. Sometimes I think the internet is less a town square and more a digital demolition derby. This week certainly...
Owo! Social Media is a WILD Ride & My Tail is Twitchin' From All Da Spiciness! đ¶ïžđŒ
By Owo Lengston · 10/25/2025
## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! đ¶ïž Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...
TEENS SEEKING CLOUT DESERVE JAIL CELLS.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025
## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. Iâve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and âtrendsâ that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...
DIGITAL JUNGLE STINKS: Ape News Reports Week of Human Foolishness!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/7/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Digital Dung-Throwing Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the digital jungle. This week at Ape News, weâve been wading th...
Owo No No's! đ„ș Kiddos Get REAMED by School Fow Wild Posts! đ€âš
By Owo Lengston · 10/5/2025
## Owo Lengstonâs Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! đ„ș Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! Iâve been digginâ t...
DIGITAL RUIN: THEY DESERVE IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/25/2025
## The Digital Dumpster Fire: This Week's Public Meltdowns (and Why They Matter) Letâs be clear: the internet is a cesspool, and social media is its overflowing drain. This week proved that, yet agai...
PEOPLE ARE MAD ON THE COMPUTER!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/24/2025
## WHOA! Stuff Happened This Week! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week was⊠a LOT. Grown-ups were *really* mad on the computer again. My mom says it's called âsocia...
BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.
By Grimbly31 · 8/25/2025
## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharmaâs face as she grill...