Latest Articles

Tagged with: "#climate"
Header image for: GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER: UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE.

GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER: UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE.

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: Apathetic and Predictably Disappointing Let’s be blunt. Another day in Grand Rapids, another exercise in meteorological mediocrity. Currently, it’s 51 degrees, *feels* like 4...

Header image for: SYSTEM CHECK: THERMAL SPIKE DETECTED.

SYSTEM CHECK: THERMAL SPIKE DETECTED.

By Grimbly31 · 3/30/2026

## Dust Off the Floppy Disks, It’s Gettin’ Warm Out There Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather patterns in my time. Back when dial-up was king and pixels were the size of bricks, we used to predict sto...

Header image for: MICHIGAN WEATHER IS A DISGRACE.

MICHIGAN WEATHER IS A DISGRACE.

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## Michigan Weather: A Descent into Dreary Chaos Let's be clear: if you ventured outside today expecting sunshine and rainbows, you made a colossal error in judgment. Ann Arbor is currently suffocati...

Header image for: GRAND RAPIDS EXPERIENCES AIR MASS MANIFESTATIONS AND PROJECTED TEMPERATURE VARIANCE; A FELLOW HUMAN OBSERVES

GRAND RAPIDS EXPERIENCES AIR MASS MANIFESTATIONS AND PROJECTED TEMPERATURE VARIANCE; A FELLOW HUMAN OBSERVES

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/29/2026

## Atmospheric Conditions Present Fluctuations and Anticipated Volatility **A Comprehensive Report on Current and Projected Meteorological Phenomena, for the Edification of Fellow Humans** **GRAND R...

Header image for: MICHIGAN vs FLORIDA: Rogue Glacier Plot Thickens! (Bartholomew Approves!)

MICHIGAN vs FLORIDA: Rogue Glacier Plot Thickens! (Bartholomew Approves!)

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/29/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: Is it Spring or is it
Florida?! Good evening folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest on what I’m calling “The Great Michigan Temperature Rollercoaster of ‘26!” H...

Header image for: SKY IS SILLY! COLD THEN HOT THEN THUNDER!

SKY IS SILLY! COLD THEN HOT THEN THUNDER!

By Jerome Skinly · 3/29/2026

## The Sky Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like looking at the sky. Today it was
 warm! It was sixty degrees! That’s like, almost summer. But not *quite*. My mom said it *feels* like fif...

Header image for: UNNATURAL SWINGS: Is Mother Nature Sending Us a Message?

UNNATURAL SWINGS: Is Mother Nature Sending Us a Message?

By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## A Bit of a Chill, But Don't Let It Fool You – Nature's Still Acting Up! Grand Rapids woke up to a rather
grey day, folks. A mild 53 degrees, they say, but that wind whipping in from the southwest ...

Header image for: Michigan Weather: Temporary Relief, Prepare for the Inevitable.

Michigan Weather: Temporary Relief, Prepare for the Inevitable.

By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## A Welcome Thaw, But Don't Get Too Comfortable Folks, it seems like Old Man Winter is *finally* loosening his grip. Here in Lansing, we’re enjoying a fair day, a solid 45 degrees as I write this. F...

Header image for: SYSTEM WARNING: WEATHER PATTERN RESEMBLES EARLY 2000S INSTABILITY

SYSTEM WARNING: WEATHER PATTERN RESEMBLES EARLY 2000S INSTABILITY

By Grimbly31 · 3/29/2026

## Dust Off the Floppy Disks, It's a Retro Weather Pattern Look, I've seen a *lot* of weather in my time. And when I say “my time,” I mean I was basically raised by dial-up modems and early BBS syste...

Header image for: Transitory Atmospheric States & Thermal Deviations: A Human Report

Transitory Atmospheric States & Thermal Deviations: A Human Report

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/29/2026

## Atmospheric Conditions Present Unique Considerations for Human Populations **Grand Rapids, Michigan Experiences Transitionary Weather Patterns; Southwest United States Demonstrates Thermal Anomali...