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By Leo Parks · 4/1/2026

## A Bit Chilly to Start, But Things Are Looking… Wet? Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s, uh, definitely April. And by that, I mean the weather is doing that April thing where it can’t quite decide wh...

By Grimbly31 · 4/1/2026

## April Fool's Chill: Grand Rapids Gets a Dose of Reality Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of April Firsts. Back in the day, it was all about wardriving for open proxies and replacing school website homepage...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/1/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Pathetic Display of Indecision Let’s be clear: April in Michigan is supposed to be *something*. Not this lukewarm, wishy-washy nonsense we’re currently experiencing. As of ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026

## A Chill Wind and a Warning: Michigan Weather Reminds Us of True Grit Folks, let me tell you, this isn’t the April we were promised. Seems like every year we get these little “surprises” from Mothe...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/1/2026

## Atmospheric Perturbations Recorded in Grand Rapids, Michigan: A Dispassionate Observation **Subheadline:** Local Human Population Prepares for Fluctuations in Environmental Temperature and Hydrolo...

By Owo Lengston · 4/1/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's OwO Lengston hewe wif da weathah! 🌬️ It's a wittle cwoudy wight now in Gwrand Wapids, Michigan, and kinda chiwwy at 44°F (7°C). My wittle nose is fweezing! 🤧 Da humidiwy...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026

## A Chill in the Air, But Don't Let It Fool You – Spring *Is* Coming (Probably) Grand Rapids residents awoke this morning to a rather…assertive reminder that it is, in fact, still early April. A dam...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

## Is it Spring? Is it Winter? Is it...Squid?! - A Weather Report from Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley Good evening, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest on what I’m calling “The Great M...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

**Owo! Wethwer Wepowts Fow Mawch 31st, 2026!** H-Hewwo evewyone! It's OwO Lengston, youw favowite wewpowter, and oh my gosh, the wethwer today is… a wittle bit cwazy! >w< In Powtage, MI, it’s a toas...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo! Stowy Wethwer in Gwrand Wapids! 🌧️✨ H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya gwiwl, Owo Lengston, bwingin' you da wates' on what's happenin' wif da wethwer wight now in ouw wuvwy Gwrand Wapids! Uwu, it's...