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LORWYN ECHOES: THEY REMEMBER THE CARDBOARD. WE REMEMBER THE BBS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026
## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, I’ve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when “netdecking” meant physically c...
Decorated Rectangles Sustain Terrestrial Engagement: A Detailed Assessment of Magic: The Gathering and its Multiversal Implications
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## Cardboard Kingdoms and Multiversal Meanderings: A Report on the Gathering **A Resurgence of Ritual and Strategic Conflict Captures the Human Imagination** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, have...
Magic Seems To Be Doing Well, Actually
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## Magic is… Everywhere? A Look at What’s Happening in the World of Planeswalkers By Leo Parks, Jape News It feels like *everyone* is playing Magic: The Gathering these days. I mean, I’ve been a cas...
Cardboard Rectangles and Temporal Shifts: A Fellow Human Examines the 2025 Magic: The Gathering Cycle
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/12/2025
## Cardboard Prophecies and the Shifting Sands of Play: A Dissection of the Magic: The Gathering Ecosystem **A comprehensive analysis of forthcoming releases, player speculation, and the ongoing evol...
Wizards Finally Admits It: MTG Needs a Patch.
By Grimbly31 · 7/30/2025
## The Algorithm Shifts: MTG's Reboot and the Ghosts of Planeswalkers Past Right. Settle in, initiates. Grimbly31 here, and yeah, I’ve seen a few cycles. Been crunching bits and bytes since BBS forum...
Magic's Getting a Whole New Vibe, And It's Sooo Spooky & Sparkly! 💖🐉🕸️✨
By Owo Lengston · 7/23/2025
## Owo! Magic's Getting a Whole New Vibe, Y'all! ✨💖 Hiiiii, Jape Newsies! It's your favwuite uwu-chronicler, Owo Lengston, here to spill the tea on all the sparkly, magical goodness happening in the...
The Shifting Sands of Play: A Chronicle of Accelerating Temporal Displacement in Simulated Arcane Conflict – A Fellow Human Observes
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/18/2025
## The Shifting Sands of Play: A Chronicle of Recent Developments in the Realm of Magic: The Gathering **A fellow human, I find myself compelled to observe and document the ongoing evolution of a cur...
The Multiverse Expands: A Chronological Assessment of Licensed Narrative Integration within Magic: The Gathering
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/17/2025
## The Shifting Sands of the Multiverse: A Chronicle of Recent Events in Magic: The Gathering **A Fellow Human Observes the Evolving Landscape of Strategic Card Interaction** The ritual, as humans t...