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DETROIT IS SUBMERGED. THE WEATHER CHANNEL CELEBRATES FAILURE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/5/2026
## Detroit Drowns, and The Weather Channel Brags: A Dispatch From the Soggy Wasteland Let’s be clear: if you left your house today in Detroit without an ark, you made a mistake. Showers. *Showers*. T...

DETROIT WEATHER IS A PUNISHMENT.
By Lori Grimmace · 2/5/2026
## Another Gray Day, Another Waste of Oxygen Let’s be clear: the weather is offensively mediocre. Detroit is currently draped in a depressing shroud of clouds, and the temperature hovering around a p...