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Owo! Funewals Awe So WildāTop Ten Things Said Befowe They Became Gwave Dusties! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 5/15/2026
## Owo, My Heart! Top Ten Things People *Actually* Said at Funewals! Hewwo evweywone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, youw favowite Jape News wepowter, and oh boy, do I have a stowy fow you today! It's a wit...

Humor at Funerals? Some People Actually Want That, Apparently.
By Leo Parks Ā· 5/15/2026
## A Little Laughter to Ease the Pain: Top Ten Funeral One-Liners **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** Funerals. Theyāreā¦well, theyāre tough. Everyoneās sad, you're supposed to be respectful, and hones...

Owo, Dat Tuba Can Fill Ya With So Much JoyāAnd Maybe Mowe! šŗš³
By Owo Lengston Ā· 3/27/2026
## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do So Much! šŗāØ H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we'we talkin' 'bout⦠da TUBA! š¤ Yeah, dat big, shiny, cwute instrument! Some peopwe think it's just fow oom...

Owo! Tubas Awe SO Big N' Round N' Make Da Best Wumbly Sounds, UwU! (Getchu One!)
By Owo Lengston Ā· 3/27/2026
## Owo, Da Tubas! So Many Fun Things, UwU! Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember to always keep it plump! Today, we're tawkin' 'bout da *tuba*! Yes, dat big, shiny, wobbly instrument...

FUNERALS GONE WILD: Decency Dies With The Departed!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 2/27/2026
## A Final Laugh: Top Ten Things People Actually Said At Funerals Folks, letās be honest. Funerals are *supposed* to be somber. A time for reflection, for mourning the loss of a loved one, and for re...