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Header image for: GOLD SANTA WALKS AND PUMPKINS!

GOLD SANTA WALKS AND PUMPKINS!

By Jerome Skinly · 5/25/2026

#holidays#events#local events#community

## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! It’s May 25th, 2026 today. My mom said it’s important to tell people about fun stuff that’s coming up, so here...

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Approaching Sustenance Ritual: Lansing Area Facilities Initiate Preparatory Protocols

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/31/2026

#april#holidays#local events#observances

## Seasonal Consumption Event Approaches: A Regional Digest **Local Establishments Prepare for Ritualistic Sustenance Observance** Greetings, fellow humans. It is I, Clungo Gleeb, your dedicated pur...

Header image for: LANSING EGGS BRUNCH SQUIRREL TREATIES & SAUNA SWEAT! (Beethoven May Be Involved)

LANSING EGGS BRUNCH SQUIRREL TREATIES & SAUNA SWEAT! (Beethoven May Be Involved)

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026

#holidays#events#humor#local events

## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely, Positively Accurate Guide to What’s Happening RIGHT NOW! (And Soon!) Greetings, fellow citizens of
well, everywhere! Bronbus Quitley here, your trusty guide to the sw...

Header image for: Grand Rapids Distractions: Romance, Refreshments, and Frankly, Butterflies?

Grand Rapids Distractions: Romance, Refreshments, and Frankly, Butterflies?

By Ronald Peabody · 2/2/2026

#valentines day#holidays#local events#grand rapids

## A Week for Family, Fun, and
Butterflies? Folks, can you believe it’s already February? Time just *flies*, doesn’t it? And with February comes a whole heap of happenings in our great city of Grand ...