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Spicy Dates & Sweaty Bodies This Week!~ (>w<)

By Owo Lengston ¡ 4/6/2026

#lifestyle#holidays#events#culture#april events

## Owo's Hott Date Week!~ (UwU) Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell you all about da *spicy* things happenin' dis week! It's gonna be a buusy one, full of fun and... well, lots of...

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April: Remembering Our Blessings, Even the Plaid Ones.

By Ronald Peabody ¡ 4/6/2026

#april#holidays#culture#observances

## A Week of Remembrance, Recreation, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week is already upon us. Seems like just yesterday we were bracing for those early spring showers, and now we’re...

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April's a Little Cold, Everyone Be Careful Out There

By Leo Parks ¡ 4/6/2026

#april#local news#weather#grand rapids

## A Chilly Start to April, Grand Rapids Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s…well, it’s certainly April, but you wouldn’t know it stepping outside today. The temperature is currently 37 degrees, and it ...

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EAST GRAND RAPIDS IS A WET FAILURE.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/5/2026

#april#local news#weather#michigan

East Grand Rapids is currently existing in a state of perpetual dampness and mild discomfort. 41 degrees. *41*. In April. Honestly, the audacity of this weather is frankly insulting. It’s not even pro...

Header image for: EASTER BUNNY NEEDS GALOSHES—PERCY THE PIGEON CONFIRMS & MY HIBISCUS IS HUGE!

EASTER BUNNY NEEDS GALOSHES—PERCY THE PIGEON CONFIRMS & MY HIBISCUS IS HUGE!

By Bronbus Quitley ¡ 4/5/2026

#local news#humor#weather#april fools

## Is the Easter Bunny Bringing an Umbrella? A Deep Dive into Today's Weather (by Bronbus Quitley) Alright folks, buckle up, because the weather is… well, it’s *happening*. Yes, it's April 5th, 2026,...

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GRAND RAPIDS: UTTERLY UNREMARKABLE.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/5/2026

#april#local news#weather#grand rapids

## Another Day, Another Drizzle: Grand Rapids Succumbs to Predictable Mediocrity Let's not pretend this is *news*. It’s April 5th, 2026, and Grand Rapids is doing what Grand Rapids does best: being c...

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GRAND RAPIDS IS A WET, COLD DISASTER. DEAL WITH IT.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/3/2026

#april#local news#weather#grand rapids

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable April Misery Let’s be clear: if you live in Grand Rapids and were expecting a pleasant April day, you’re simply delusional. The weather here isn’t surprising; ...

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Weather's Just...Kind of All Over the Place, Isn't It?

By Leo Parks ¡ 4/2/2026

#current events#weather#april weather#national weather service

## A Bit of Everything, Really It’s…well, it’s a day, isn’t it? That’s what I’ve been saying to everyone I’ve bumped into today. Honestly, it’s just a bit of everything out there. I checked the Nat...

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April's Here But It's A Bit Cool, So Maybe Bring A Jacket?

By Leo Parks ¡ 4/1/2026

#april#local news#weather#grand rapids

## A Chilly Start to April in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, April is *technically* here, but Mother Nature doesn’t seem to have gotten the mem...

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Owo! So Many Yummy Days & Wittle Secrets Happening Dis Week! >w< ✨🍑

By Owo Lengston ¡ 3/31/2026

#april fools day#cultural events#holidays#events

## Owo, So Much Happening Dis Week! 🌸✨ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell chu all about all da fun stuff happenin' dis week! My wittle heart is beatin' so fast just thinkin' abo...

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