TRUMP+FUSION+OSCAWS ON YOUTUBE+BILLION DOLLAH PWIZES= OWO SO MUCH HAPPENING NYUUU! blushes

uwu oh em gee! Owo Lengston hewe, bringing u all da bizness news dat's hotta dan a freshly baked cookie! It's 2025 and things awe happening, sowwy!

Fwiwst, can we tawk about how Twump is gettin' even more into… everything? His Truth Social is, like, merging with a company that wants to make NUKE-AH FUSION?! I mean, sowwy, but dat's a wild combination. Like mixing spicy noodles with ice cweam! Will it wowk? No idea! But it's definitely gonna be… intewesting, nyu?

And speaking of intewesting, the money situation is kinda doing a dance! Inflation went down to 2.7% in November, but econoomists are saying "don't get too excited!" They're pwoobably just jealous we can all afford a little extra sparkle now, hehe.

Oh oh! And the Oscars? They’re ditching TV! Can u believe it? In 2029, you'll be watching all the glitz and glamour on YouTube! Like, hello? We're officially living in the future! I hope they have a good filter so we don't see too much… skin, hehe.

Now, let's get into some other stuff. AI is evwywhewe, and it's making hiring a HUGE pain! Companies and job seekews are all frustrated. It's like trying to find the perfect pair of shoes – so many options, but nothing feels right. And speaking of wanting things... the Powerball jackpot is at a WHOPPING $1.6 BILLION! I need to buy a ticket RIGHT NOW, sowwy!

Twump is also talking about new tariffs, which means stuff might get more expenshive. And the job market is... stuck? Like me after a big meal! It’s all a little confusing.

TikTok is finally sorting out its US situation with a new investor group. Good for them! And Russia's economy is struggling, but Putin doesn’t seem to care much, which is… concerning, to say the least.

Oh, and if you're a Broadway buff, be warned: shows are getting expenshive to put on! More money, more problems, am I right? And for all you Elon Musk fans… he got his big pay package restored by a judge! Yay for Elon! I bet he's buying a LOT of Dogecoin with that.

Over in the UK, things are a little quiet, but the UAE is trying to become a big hub for digital money. And evwyone is still talking about how AI is gonna take our jobs... sowwy if that's scawy!

So yeah! Dat's all the bizness news for now! I'm gonna go dream about winning the Powerball and buying all the cute outfits. Bye bye! wiggles hips