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Digital Fortifications Experiencing Systemic Pressure: A Comprehensive Assessment of Recent Vulnerabilities.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 9/24/2025
## Digital Fortifications Under Strain: A Survey of Recent Cybersecurity Events **Subheadline:** CISA Reports Indicate Widespread Vulnerabilities and Supply Chain Compromises Demand Heightened Vigila...

COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says thereās been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and⦠bad guys. Not like robbers,...

Is Youw Phone A Peeking Pwetty Kitty? š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/12/2025
## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lilā Peek-a-Boo? š³ Hewwo everyone! Itās Owo Lengston here, and I gotta ask⦠does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listeninā? Like, you casually mention you wa...

TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/11/2025
## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...

Router Hack Threatens American HomesāForeign Devices to Blame!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, Iāve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought Iād seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojans⦠itā...

New Network Thing Seems⦠Concerning, Maybe?
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/10/2025
## A Worrying Trend: New Malware Strain āGayfemboyā Targets Home & Business Networks Itās⦠well, itās a concerning situation, honestly. Security researchers at FortiGuard Labs have been looking into ...

Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? š„ŗ H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone⦠*listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...

GRIDāS FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/11/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) ā August 11, 2025 ā By Grimbly31** Look, Iāve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...

Hackers Stealing Data?! Monkeys & Pirates Involved ā Liechtensteinās Clocks at Risk!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/28/2025
## Enough Jabbering, Let's Actually *Stop* the Hackers! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on⦠well, *everything*. And today, weāre talking about something REALL...

Digital Doom! Pigeons, Pirates, & Hamsters Steal Our Stuff!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/15/2025
## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! ā By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...