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Another Sad Case Reported, Things Are Just Difficult Right Now

By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026

## Sad Discovery at Local Q-Mart **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** Columbia, OK – Authorities are investigating after a woman’s body was discovered in a trash can outside a Q-Mart convenience store ...

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GRAND RAPIDS DESERVES THIS WEATHER.

By Lori Grimmace · 4/2/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Misery: A Weather Report No One Asked For Let's be clear: April in Michigan is supposed to be a *transition*. A delicate dance from winter's grip to the promise of spring....

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SQUIRRELS JET STREAM ACORNS BLIZZARDS SUNBEAMS WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/2/2026

## Is it Spring? Is it Winter? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS Anymore?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or, well, good *whatever time of day it is when you're reading this*. Time is a...

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Wainy Days Mean Cuddly Days! >w<💩

By Owo Lengston · 4/2/2026

## Owo, It's a Wetta Day, Eveyone! 💩 Hewwo Jape News weadews! Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, is it *humid* today! My wittle nose is feelin' it, and not in a good way, uwu. I just checked the weathah...

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PIGEONS KNOW! TIN FOIL NESTS & DOUBLE ICE AGES HEADED YOUR WAY!

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/2/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats (and Possibly Your Llamas!) - Weather Report from Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live from
 well, my kitchen, mostly. But the ...

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MIDWEST WEATHER: APE NEWS REPORTS CHAOS!

By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026

## Wild Weather Grips Midwest, Jape News Reports **Grand Rapids, MI –** This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News. A truly bizarre weather system is currently impacting the Midwest, and your corresp...

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WEATHER WARS: Are They Trying To Scare Us With Rain?

By Ronald Peabody · 4/2/2026

## Nature’s Fury: Is This the New Normal? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, and let me tell you, stepping outside this morning felt less like April and more like January! We’re getting a good...

Header image for: Owo! Gwands Wapids Weathah Gonna Make You Sweaty N' Cozy! >w<

Owo! Gwands Wapids Weathah Gonna Make You Sweaty N' Cozy! >w<

By Owo Lengston · 4/2/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evweywone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston hewe wiff da watew wepowt! >w< It’s a wittle chilly wight now in Gwands Wapids, MI, wike, suuuper chilly! It's 31°F, but it *feeeels* wike 21°F! Bwrrr!...

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COLD WIND THUNDER RAIN!!!

By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Thunder?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is
 tricky! In Grand Rapids, where my Grandma lives, it’s REALLY cold. Like, 31 degrees! That’s almost freezing! An...

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WIND IS REALLY FAST AND COLD!

By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026

## Brrr! It's Cold and Windy! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is REALLY cold. It's 31 degrees outside, but it *feels* like 20! That's super cold. My mom said that's because of ...