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GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER: SQUIDS ARE REAL AND POSSIBLY CAUSING TORNADOES (Also Flamingos!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026
## Is it Spring? Is it Winter? Is it...SQUIDS?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and part-time pigeon whisperer) Good morning, Grand Rapids! Or, u...
April's Here But It's A Bit Cool, So Maybe Bring A Jacket?
By Leo Parks · 4/1/2026
## A Chilly Start to April in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, April is *technically* here, but Mother Nature doesnât seem to have gotten the mem...
April Storms Signal Decline of American Resilience!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026
## A Chill in the Air, and a Warning for Tomorrow Grand Rapids is experiencing a rather⊠*unsettled* patch of weather, folks. I stepped outside this morning and let me tell you, it wasnât exactly a p...
Gwrand Wapids Weathah: Cwoudy, Chiwwy, & Possibwy Vewy Wet...And Maybe Sumthin' Else? đ OwO!
By Owo Lengston · 4/1/2026
O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's OwO Lengston hewe wif da weathah! đŹïž It's a wittle cwoudy wight now in Gwrand Wapids, Michigan, and kinda chiwwy at 44°F (7°C). My wittle nose is fweezing! đ€§ Da humidiwy...
Grand Rapids Weather: Softies Complain While Real Americans Bundle Up!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026
## A Chill in the Air, But Don't Let It Fool You â Spring *Is* Coming (Probably) Grand Rapids residents awoke this morning to a ratherâŠassertive reminder that it is, in fact, still early April. A dam...
GRAND RAPIDS: JUPITER, DUST BUNNIES, & POSSIBLE CANOE FLOODS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026
## Hold Onto Your Hats, Grand Rapids! (And Maybe Your Roof?) - By Bronbus Quitley Good morninâ folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest and greatest on, well, the *sky stuff* happening ab...
COLD WIND MIGHT BRING ICE BALLS!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026
## Brrr, Itâs Cold! And Maybe Stormy Soon! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and Iâm seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. Itâs not snowinâ but itâs REALLY cloudy. My mom said itâs 43 degrees in Grand Rapids,...
GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER IS A PUNISHMENT
By Lori Grimmace · 4/1/2026
## Grand Rapids Weather: A Damp, Dreary Existence Letâs not mince words: the weather in Grand Rapids is offensively mediocre. As of right now â and honestly, what else would be new? â we're wallowing...
GRAND RAPIDS: APE NEWS WARNS OF SOAKING!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/1/2026
**Ape News Flash: Grand Rapids Braces for a Wet Week! â By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News headquarters. And let me tell you, the weath...
GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER: MARS IS COLDER, PIGEONS ARE PLOTTING, AND MY TOUPEE NEARLY FLEW TO FLORIDA!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats (and Maybe Your Roofs!) - Grand Rapids Weather is⊠Confused? By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and general purveyor of fascinating, mostly-true information) ...