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By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Bit of a Chill in the Air, and a Look Ahead Grand Rapids woke up to a cloudy, cool Tuesday, and honestly, it’s still pretty cloudy as evening sets in. The temperature is currently around 53 degr...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is surprising. Another dreary day in Grand Rapids, and frankly, the city seems to *enjoy* being consistently, offensively dam...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s be blunt: if you ventured outside in Grand Rapids today without a fully sealed hazmat suit, you made a poor decision. Light rain, they call it...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Bit of Everything Today, Grand Rapids Hi everyone, Leo Parks here. Well, it’s… a day, isn’t it? The weather has been a little all over the place, and honestly, it’s a little hard to keep up with...

By Leo Parks · 3/30/2026

## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Sky **By Leo Parks** Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s a pretty nice day out there, honestly. I just stepped outside and it’s…well, it’s not *cold* cold. Mor...

By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026

Owo, hai guiz! It's ur favowite weatherman, Owo Lengston, here to tell u all about da weather today in da cutest wittle way possibwe! >w< It's a wittle cwoudy wight now in Heartside, Grand Rapids, Mi...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026

## The Sky is Gray and Soon Maybe Stormy! Hi! My name is Jerome and I’m seven! Today in Grand Rapids it’s kinda gray. Not super dark, but not sunny either. It’s fifty-one degrees, which is… warmish? ...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Tease, a Threat, and a Frostbite Warning Let’s be blunt. Grand Rapids is experiencing a meteorological identity crisis. This isn’t “spring,” it’s a cruel joke played by atm...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/30/2026

## A Chill Wind Blows, But Our Technology Stands Strong Folks, let's be honest, it's a bit nippy out there. A quick glance at the thermometer tells you that – a bracing 38 degrees here in Chicago, dr...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026

## Is it Spring? Is it Summer? Is it…Squid?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and amateur marine biologist) Well folks, buckle your galoshes, beca...