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Magic Seems Busy—Lots Going On, Actually.
By Leo Parks · 2/25/2026
## Cards are Climbing and Conventions are Calling: A Look at the World of Magic: The Gathering Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are…well, they’re certainly *happening* in the world of Magic...
KANGAROOS, CARTMAN'S MOM & DEXTER'S LAB?! FORTNITE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE (Literally?)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 2/23/2026
## Hold the Phone! Did You HEAR About This?! (Fortnite News, From Your Pal Bronbus!) Folks, folks, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting LIVE from… well, my kitchen, but the news is COMING TO ...
NEW BRAINS AND FIRE CARDS!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/14/2026
## Stuff For Your Game Machine! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the game machines and it's kinda cool, but also REAL...
Owo! Novembur Gamin’ Wuz SOOOO Hot It Made Lengston Sweaty! 🥵💖🎮
By Owo Lengston · 2/1/2026
# Owo! Gamin' Wuz SOOOO Hot Last Month! 💖🎮 Hewwo evweyone! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember Novembur? Omg, it wuz *packed* with gamin’ goodness! I’m talkin’ so many pixels and pwetty wittle ...
LORWYN ECHOES: THEY REMEMBER THE CARDBOARD. WE REMEMBER THE BBS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026
## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, I’ve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when “netdecking” meant physically c...
Gaming in 2026: It's Like Digital Cheese & My Aunt Mildred is a Pro!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/29/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Totally Accurate (and Definitive) Guide to What’s Happening in Gaming! Okay folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, everything, but *especially* vi...
Decorated Rectangles Sustain Terrestrial Engagement: A Detailed Assessment of Magic: The Gathering and its Multiversal Implications
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## Cardboard Kingdoms and Multiversal Meanderings: A Report on the Gathering **A Resurgence of Ritual and Strategic Conflict Captures the Human Imagination** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, have...
Pocketpair’s Fiscal Maneuvers and the Fluctuating Ecosystem of Human Pastimes: A Comprehensive Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/25/2026
## The Shifting Terrain of Interactive Entertainment: A Status Report **Pocketpair’s Gambit, Digital Discontent, and the Uncertain Future of Human Recreation** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, ha...
EPIC'S DIGITAL FLEA MARKET: STILL ALIVE, STILL CHAOS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/20/2026
## Dusting Off the Rig: What’s Happening in Fortnite, and Why You Should (Maybe) Care Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* time. I’ve seen games rise and fall, entire communities built a...
GAMES ARE FOR EVERYONE NOW!!! + SPARKLIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/18/2026
## Video Games are COOL Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me some stuff about what’s happening with games right now and it’s kinda crazy. It...