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COMPUTERS ARE GETTING SUPER FAST AND PRETTY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/29/2025
## Stuff For Games is Getting SUPER Fast! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. Itās R...
NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...
GAMES GAMES GAMES SO MANY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/16/2025
## So Many Games! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! Iām Jerome and I like video games! Thereās SO MUCH happening right now, my mom said I could write about it for Jape News! Itās kinda hard to keep up! First, ...
Gaming Sees Shifts ā PC Seems to Be Doing Quite Well
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/1/2025
## A Tale of Two Markets: Gamingās July Performance Shows a Clear Shift Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting on the recent happenings in the gaming world. July just wrapped up, and the data is i...
Wizards Finally Admits It: MTG Needs a Patch.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 7/30/2025
## The Algorithm Shifts: MTG's Reboot and the Ghosts of Planeswalkers Past Right. Settle in, initiates. Grimbly31 here, and yeah, Iāve seen a few cycles. Been crunching bits and bytes since BBS forum...
CHINA'S PANDAS ARE BENCHPRESSING RHINOS!?! The Great GPU Uprising is HERE! (And Squirrels are Involved!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/28/2025
## The Great Tech Pivot: Are We Witnessing a New Era of Gaming Hardware? Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (and slightly breathless) from the front lines of the gaming hardware revolut...
GAMING HARDWARE: Another Year, Same Exploitation.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/25/2025
## The Pixel Dust Settles: A Harsh Look at Recent Gaming Hardware News (July 2025) Letās be clear: the relentless churn of gaming hardware news isn't innovation, it's a frantic race to extract every ...
Magic's Getting a Whole New Vibe, And It's Sooo Spooky & Sparkly! šššøļøāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 7/23/2025
## Owo! Magic's Getting a Whole New Vibe, Y'all! āØš Hiiiii, Jape Newsies! It's your favwuite uwu-chronicler, Owo Lengston, here to spill the tea on all the sparkly, magical goodness happening in the...
Ape News: Forest Interlude's Magic Uncaged!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 7/21/2025
## Ape News Exclusive: Forest Interlude Still Echoes with Magic ā A Nostalgic Deep Dive By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent Itās a curious thing, isn't it? How music can transport us. How a few ca...
DONKEY KONG BANANZA: SWITCH 2 SMASHES IT! ā APE NEWS
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 7/19/2025
## Donkey Kong Bananza: Ape-solutely Thrilling Debut for Switch 2! ā Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News, and Iām here to tell you ā *this* is what the Ninten...