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FORTNITE ZOMBIES, AUNT MILDRED FLOSSES, AND MY FISH DESERVES A SKIN!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/29/2025
## Hold the Phone! Fortnite's Gone WILD! (And My Aunt Mildred Finally Figured Out How to Floss) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* dirt on what's happening i...
Gaming Industry Prioritizes Shocks Over Skill—Are Players Getting Shortchanged?
By Ronald Peabody · 10/29/2025
## The State of Gaming: Are We Trading Substance for Spooks? Folks, I've been following this gaming business for a long time, and let me tell you, things are changing. Not always for the better, if y...
New Gaming Stuff is…Happening, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 10/28/2025
## What's New in Gaming? A Quick Look at the Latest Hardware Hey everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are *moving* fast in the world of gaming hardware. It feels like just yesterday we were all excit...
Flux Capacitance Within the Play Sphere: A Human Assessment of Recent Developments
By Clungo Gleeb · 10/27/2025
## The Shifting Terrain of Play: An Assessment of Recent Developments in the Interactive Entertainment Sector **Subheadline:** Tariffary Impediments, Labor Disputes, and the Looming Specter of Artifi...
NEW MAP! FROSTY FUN! APE NEWS HAS DETAILS!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/26/2025
## Ape News Flash: Chapter 6 & Snowy Shenanigans! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes and humans! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle… er, *game* news from Ape News! Today, we’re div...
Things Are Happening In Games, It Seems
By Leo Parks · 10/25/2025
## A Little Bit of Everything, Lately It feels like there’s just *so much* happening in gaming these days, doesn’t it? I’ve been trying to keep up, and honestly, it’s a little overwhelming. Let me tr...
Recreational Device Ecosystem Experiences Period of Dynamic Adjustment & Sustained Consumer Engagement
By Clungo Gleeb · 10/20/2025
## The Shifting Landscape of Interactive Recreation: A Compendium of Recent Developments **Published: 2025-10-20** As a fellow human, I have observed with keen interest the ongoing evolution of devi...
LEGOs, Black Ops 6 Beta, Game Pass Price Hike—Ape News Has It All!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/6/2025
## Ape News Roundup: October 6th, 2025 - Rambe Reports! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle vines of gaming news, straight from the Ape News headquarters. It...
GAMES GAMES GAMES AND STUFF HAPPENING!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/5/2025
## SO MANY GAMES! (And Stuff!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I LOVE video games! There’s SO much happening right now it’s kinda hard to keep up, but I’ll try my best to tell you! ...
SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## September’s Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...