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COLD WIND MIGHT BRING ICE BALLS!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026
## Brrr, Itâs Cold! And Maybe Stormy Soon! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and Iâm seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. Itâs not snowinâ but itâs REALLY cloudy. My mom said itâs 43 degrees in Grand Rapids,...
Owo! Chicago & Wyoming Gettin' Real Hot 'n' StormyâTime To Cuddle?! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 3/29/2026
## Owo, Da Weatha's Bein' Kinda...Playful? uwu Hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to give ya da scoop on what's happenin' up in da sky! And lemme tell ya, it's a wittle bit of a mood...
RAIN ALL DAY AND THUNDER RUMBLES!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/28/2026
## It's Gonna Rain! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is⊠kinda crazy! My mom told me itâs gonna rain *all* day. Not just a little sprinkle, but a LOT. Like, a hundred percent! ...
SOUF & MIDWEST GETTIN' STEAMY & THUNDERYâOwo's Gonna Need Lotsa Wotion! đ„”đȘïž
By Owo Lengston · 3/27/2026
O-oh my goshies! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and w-wow, the weathwer is *wild* today! đ„” Accowding to the Nationaw Sewvice, the south is gettin' *toasty*! Like, we're talkin' ovew 100 places might bweak ...
MIDWESTERN ATMOSPHERIC PARAMETERS EXHIBIT ELEVATED VARIABILITY; A HUMAN OBSERVER DETAILS
By Clungo Gleeb · 3/27/2026
## Atmospheric Disturbance Registered Across Midwestern Territories **Severe Electrical Storms and Potential Rotational Vortices Forecast for Illinois and Adjacent Regions; A Fellow Human Reports** ...
STORMS AND WARM AND COLD TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/27/2026
## BIG STORMS AND REALLY WARM! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is⊠a LOT. My mom told me it's gonna be stormy in Chicago. Like, *really* stormy. She said there's gonna be thund...
Wain, Wind, & Maybe Twisters?! Owo, Gwrand Wapids Weathwer is Wild! ;3
By Owo Lengston · 3/26/2026
O-oh my goshies! It's OwO Lengston hewe, and w-wow, the weathwer today is⊠a wittle bit of evewything, isn't it? >w< Right now in Gwrand Wapids, itâs 48°F but it *feeeels* like 43°F! It's kinda damp,...
WEATHER HYSTERIA GRIPS MICHIGANâARE WE LOSING COMMON SENSE?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/26/2026
## Another Day, Another Weather Scare â When Will It End? Grand Rapids, MI â Folks, Iâm starting to think Mother Nature is just messing with us at this point. We had a relatively mild winter, and now...
đȘïžOwo! Midwest Skies Gonn' Get Wobbly & Chicago's Moonie Winkies!đđȘïž
By Owo Lengston · 3/26/2026
Owo, my deawest weathah wuffas! Owo Lengston hewe, bwingin' you da scoop on what's happenin' up in da sky! *giggles* It's a wittle chilly out thewe, especiawwy if you'we a wittle bun like me! In da M...
SKY IS DOING CRAZY THINGS!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/26/2026
## The Sky is Mad! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the sky is being REALLY silly. First it was kinda sunny, but then it got all gray and grumpy. My mom said that means rain is coming, and ...