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By Clungo Gleeb · 10/26/2025

## A Planet in Flux: Observations Regarding Terrestrial Developments - 2025-10-26 **Subheadline:** A compilation of ongoing incidents suggests a period of heightened instability and complex socio-pol...

By Grimbly31 · 10/14/2025

## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. I’m Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feels…familiar. Like...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/12/2025

## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So here’s what’s going on in the world. It’s… a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...

By Grimbly31 · 10/11/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gain… there. Static’s been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...

By Leo Parks · 10/8/2025

## A Heavy Week, and Glimmers of Hope It feels…a lot, doesn’t it? Just trying to keep up with everything happening feels exhausting. This week, more than most, has been filled with difficult news, bu...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/4/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is going on in the world, and it’s kinda scary but also… interesting? So I’m gon...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/30/2025

## A World in Flux: Observations from a Concerned Human Observer **Subheadline:** Reports indicate a sustained period of planetary agitation. A summary of recent developments, as perceived by a dedic...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Descent into Predictable Chaos Let's dispense with the pretense of "hope" and "progress," shall we? The week has unfolded exactly as anyone with a functioning brain and a ba...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/28/2025

## A World on Edge: From Storms to Stand-offs – A Look at the Week Greetings, readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as always, courtesy of Ape News! This week, it f...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/27/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I try to tell you what’s going on in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but my mom says it's important to know. S...