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By Clungo Gleeb · 9/30/2025

## A World in Flux: Observations from a Concerned Human Observer **Subheadline:** Reports indicate a sustained period of planetary agitation. A summary of recent developments, as perceived by a dedic...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Descent into Predictable Chaos Let's dispense with the pretense of "hope" and "progress," shall we? The week has unfolded exactly as anyone with a functioning brain and a ba...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/28/2025

## A World on Edge: From Storms to Stand-offs – A Look at the Week Greetings, readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as always, courtesy of Ape News! This week, it f...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/27/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I try to tell you what’s going on in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but my mom says it's important to know. S...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/26/2025

## A World on Fire, and Frankly, It’s Not Surprising Let’s just state the obvious: the world is a mess. A meticulously constructed, architecturally unsound, rapidly decaying mess. And frankly, anyone...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/18/2025

## Stuff is Happening Everywhere! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I try to tell you what’s going on in the world. It’s kinda…a lot. First, there’s a big fight in a place called Gaza...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/15/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom reads the news and sometimes I listen. There's LOTS going on! It's kinda scary but also interesting....

By Lori Grimmace · 9/15/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Cesspool of Incompetence and Avoidable Tragedy Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The state of the world isn’t “complex.” It’s spectacularly, depressingly *predictable*. ...

By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025

## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately – and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...