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By Jerome Skinly · 11/27/2025

## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about stuff that's happening in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but also inte...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/25/2025

## Another November Day, Another Miserable Mess Let’s just state the obvious: November is actively *trying* to ruin our lives. And succeeding. As of this afternoon, November 25th, 2025, we're wading ...

By Grimbly31 · 11/23/2025

## Static on the Line, Ghosts in the Machine - November 23rd, 2025 Look, I’ve been watching the world burn – or, more accurately, *reading* about it burning – since dial-up was a luxury. You get a ce...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/22/2025

## Stuff Happened in Sports! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Lots of stuff happened in sports lately, so I'm gonna tell you about it. It's kinda hard to keep up with *every...

By Leo Parks · 11/20/2025

## A Gray Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here. Well, it’s…drizzly out there. Really drizzly. I just walked to get my coffee, and I definitely felt a little mist on my face. Not a ...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/20/2025

## A Bright Spot in Troubled Times: Good News From Around the Globe Folks, let’s be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television these days, it’s just *more* bad news. Crime, conflict,...

By Bronbus Quitley · 11/18/2025

## Is it Just Me, or Are Squirrels Predicting the Apocalypse? - A Weather Report (Sort Of) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* lowdown on today’s weather. Forget those stuffy m...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/17/2025

## Ape News Business Roundup - Rambe Reports Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of business, as always, courtesy of Ape News. It’s a bit of a jungle o...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/16/2025

## Ape News: The Great Water Wars of the Southwest – A Nation Divided **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** The dust, quite literally, is still settling over the Colorado River Basin, and here at ...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/15/2025

## A Digital Storm: November Brings Wave After Wave of Cyberattacks Folks, let me tell you, it’s getting rough out there in the digital world. I’ve been following the cybersecurity news closely these...