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By Owo Lengston · 4/3/2026

## Owo, It's Gettin' WET in Gwand Wapids! 💦 H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weawther in Gwand Wapids is bein' kinda…*playfuw* today! 🥺 Wight now, it's aww cloudy and a ...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026

## Grand Rapids Gets a Soaking – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Grand Rapids is currently experiencing a proper downpour, folks, and Ape News is here to keep you i...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026

## Hold Onto Your Hats, Folks! Kentwood's Got Weather! - By Bronbus Quitley Well hello there, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood weather… enthusiast! And let me tell ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026

## Oh, the Humidity! (And Some Rain, I Guess) - By Bronbus Quitley Good evening, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live… well, not *live* live, I recorded this a few hours ago because frankly, m...

By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026

## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Grand Rapids is… well, it’s a bit soggy today, folks. I just got back inside, and honestly, a warm cup of tea is sounding *really* good. The forecast said rain, and boy,...

By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026

## A Bit of a Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s…wet out there. That’s probably not a huge surprise, considering it *is* spring in Michigan, but the National Weather Service is saying we’re i...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Is It Raining Cats and Dogs...Or Just Really Big Fish? Well hello there, lovely people of Grand Rapids! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop on this…well, l...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Rain and Thunder! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is kinda crazy! It’s April 3rd and I live in Grand Rapids and it’s been rainy ALL morning. My mom said it’s cloudy and yucky...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/3/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. It’s April 3rd, and predictably, Grand Rapids is experiencing weather designed to actively irritate. Cloudy? Of co...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Rain and Wind! Hi! My name is Jerome and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda wet. My mom told me it might rain, and it is! Not super hard, just little showers. Like when you take a bath but the...