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COLD GRAY DAY + RAIN BOOTS?!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026
## Brrr, It’s Kinda Cold! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is…well, it’s not sunny. It’s gray. Like a elephant! My mom said it’s called “overcast.” That means the sun is hiding....
SKY IS SILLY! COLD THEN HOT THEN THUNDER!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/29/2026
## The Sky Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like looking at the sky. Today it was… warm! It was sixty degrees! That’s like, almost summer. But not *quite*. My mom said it *feels* like fif...
RAMBE LOCKED OUT! KEYS VANISH—FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED—APE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026
## A Most Troublesome Misplacement – By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The indignity of it! Absolutely the *indignity*! This reporter, H.R. Rambe, finds himself in a most frustrating predicament. I have…mispla...
KEYS VANISH! PIGEONS, SQUIRRELS, AND MY PULITZER ARE ALL CONNECTED! (Bartholomew is a JERK)
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/27/2025
## My Keys, Where Did They GO?! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Oh dear, oh dear, oh *dear*. It happened again. You know, they say losing your keys is a sign of… well, I read it on a cereal box once,...
KEYS ARE GONE!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Oh No! Where Did They GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today was a good day. I went to the park and swung SO high! Then we got ice cream! Chocolate with sprinkles! But… now… OH NO! I ca...