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Hot Dogs: Are They Sandwiches? Maybe? Let's Not Think About It Too Much.
By Leo Parks · 4/13/2026
## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? And… a Salad? It’s a question that’s plagued humanity for… well, probably since hot dogs became popular. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It sounds silly, I know, but people *real...
HOT DOG: SANDWICH, OR SALAD?! Ape News Demands Answers!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/5/2026
## Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches…Or *Salads*? Ape News Investigates **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** It’s a question that has plagued primates and humans alike for generations: what *is* a hot dog...
HOT DOG PROTOCOL BREACH: THREAD COMPROMISED.
By Grimbly31 · 4/2/2026
## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? More Importantly, *Should* We Even Be Asking? Look, I’ve been online since the dial-up days. I’ve seen arguments erupt over *everything*. Console wars? Child’s play. Which...
Hot Dogs: They're… Whatever You Think, Really.
By Leo Parks · 4/1/2026
## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? Or… a Salad?! It’s a question that’s plagued philosophers, sparked heated debates at backyard barbecues, and even… affected tax law? We’re talking, of course, about the ag...